But I hope you’ve got a big appetite because I’ve lived a long life and I’ve seen a few things.
I walked away from the Last Great Time War, I marked the passing of the Time Lords. I saw the birth of the Universe and I watched as time ran out, moment by moment, until nothing remained. No Time. No Space. Just Me.
I’ve walked in Universes where laws and physics were devised by the mind of a madman. I’ve watched Universes freeze and creations burn. I’ve seen things you wouldn’t believe. I have lost things you will never understand… I know things, secrets that must never be told, knowledge that must never be spoken, knowledge that will make parasite gods blaze! So Come on then! Take it, take it all baby. Have it, you have it all!